BECKY'S BIRTHDAY PARTY~!!!

Yesterday was Becky's birthday party. It was really fun. I got her a pink Hello Kitty tote bag. Teresa and I drove all the way down to West Co and arrived at around 2. Upon arriving, we changed into our bathing suits and jumped into the pool. Since I did not have a bathing suit of my own, I jacked my brother's board shorts and pulled on a regular tee [not white]. So, I had problems swimming at first. Maybe because I didn't know how to swim. Drowned a couple of times. So we swam for like, 3 hours. Must've lost like 5 pounds in the pool. But then, we gained another 5 pounds eating 50 egg rolls and free loaded MUCHO. What did you expect? Me, a house full of food, and no one around to see - not a good combinationation. I got one of everything. They had cow, goat, pig, fish, noodles - the asian necessities.

When it came time to blow out the candles and cut the cake, it was a real disaster. Becky was blowing out the candles and then Ricky shoved her face into the cake. She then instantly jumped out of her chair and chased him around the house. When they came out of the house, she finally caught up with him and tried to push him into the pool. With no luck, Becky just started mad-dogging him like crazy. Ricky then shoved her back and began giving her attitude. She was ready to swing at him but her friends held her back. Afraid, Ricky jumped into the pool to escape his sister's fury. But being the jackass that he is, he hurt his knee when he jumped in, therefore showing, what goes around comes around. That's what he gets...

 I got home from the party at around 9pm and got ready to go to church at 10. During that hour, I was watching a documentary on Bruce Lee's life entitled "Dragon" on channel 5. During the movie, I cut my hair because I was bored. I cut off like 3 inches. ::snff:: It took a lot of guts to do that. Guess I should never be left alone with scissors.

When Iarrived at church, I found Jessica there! Happy as I was to see her, what I discovered 5 minutes later was a major disappointment. She liked so guy Diego for a couple of months now. She never really got to telling me how old he was but I always assumed that he was either in the 8th or the 9th. But to my surprise, he was in the 11th. Ai ya! WHat does she find in older men? they aren't all that great. Besides...3 years older at her age? That's D.I..S.G.U.S.T.I.N.G.!

So church lasted until 12.30. Two and a half hours of non-stop biblical, uncomprehendable,Vietnamese talking. THE PAIN!!! The only good part were the candles. Everyone got a candle to light when they turned off the lights. They remain the only instrument of survival for me during mass. I was scraping the wax off, writing invisible letters on the chairs, vandalizing my own skirt withwax, twirling the candles around on my fingers and accidently flinging across the seat, etc. Yes...Jacquelyn...not a little demon ...just a corrupt little angel  [my line...don't nobody jack now unless they want to make referrence to me]. Phuong kept on messing with little Jason's head. Then he was mad-dogging her the rest of mass. Ahh...the laughter... Then the priest messed up like 5 times. AHAHAHA...I know I shouldn't be laughing at his mistakes....that's wrong. I'm simply laughing at....something else.

Other hilarious moments occurred but I simply don't have the time. I have to go to church soon for today is Easter - the resurrection of my Lord, Jesus Christ. Power to the people!  [< Sudden outburst. No reason in it whatsoever.] Good bye for now my beloved friends. I can't go online for a while due to the schoolwork, the family, and my own emotional problems. So I hope I have left you with enough to read about for a while. 'Don't cry for me...I'm already dead.' hahaha....That's a line from 'The Simpsons' when they were holding a movie making contest and Barney won. So yeah. Gotta bounce homies.